Life in the Mountains of Western Carolina: April 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

HOW TO GET A YOB

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

CRANK UP THE SOUND

MORE GREAT STUFF FROM BRITAINS GOT TALENT- ENJOY

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Monday, April 20, 2009

TRAFFIC ENGINEERING

Sunday, April 19, 2009

BIKER DOG

ELVIS SINGS WITH CELINE DION

http://thehumorzone.co.uk/Videos/elvis_celine.wmv

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

TERRY FATOR IS BACK

http://www.youtube.com/v/qNJ02rxaNrs

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Friday, April 17, 2009

THATS WHAT FRIEND ARE FOR

I WANT YOU TO NEED ME

BRITAINS GOT TALENT

MOST OF YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS- BUT IT WAS SO GOOD I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH POSTING. TURN UP THE SOUND AND ENJOY!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

WHEN TIMES ARE BAD- BUY A HYUNDAI

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY FOUL LANGUAGE- THERE IS ONE WORD AT THE VERY END (COVER YOUR EARS)

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

SNAKE

Friday, April 10, 2009

EXPECTATIONS OF SKANKS

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MINOR FOUL LANGUAGE- DO NOT WATCH- OTHER WISE ENJOYhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_reality_shows

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PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A REAL TREAT

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A REAL TREAT-----------

This clip is incredible, almost irrespective of your taste in music. The street talent is wonderful but the mixer talent is beyond belief. It's amazing the richness there is in this world. CRANK UP THE SOUND AND ENJOY!!!!

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

CURE FOR A BAD DAY

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Birthday Clock

Birthday Clock

It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. How cool is that?

This is cool. After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born. This is neat. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking....

Enjoy

http://www.paulsadowski..com/BirthData.asp

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Monday, April 6, 2009

PRESSURE TO PERFORM

Sunday, April 5, 2009

HOW DOES SHE DO THIS?

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

TURN UP THE VOLUME

WHO NEEDS FOREIGN OIL

The U. S. Geological Service issued a report in April ('08) that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big. It was a revised report (hadn't been updated since '95) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of North Dakota ; western South Dakota ; and extreme eastern Montana ..... check THIS out:

The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska 's Prudhoe Bay , and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels.. Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable... at $107 a barrel, we're looking at a resource base worth more than $5.3 trillion.

'When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea.' says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature's financial analyst.

'This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years.' reports, The Pittsburgh Post Gazette. It's a formation known as the Williston Basin , but is more commonly referred to as the 'Bakken.' And it stretches from Northern Montana, through North Dakota and into Canada . For years, U. S. oil exploration has been considered a dead end. Even the 'Big Oil' companies gave up searching for major oil wells decades ago. However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakken's massive reserves.... and we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels. And because this is light, sweet oil, those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 PER BARREL!

That's enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 41 years straight.

2. And if THAT didn't throw you on the floor, then this next one should - because it's from TWO YEARS AGO!

U. S. Oil Discovery- Largest Reserve in the World!
Stansberry Report Online - 4/20/2006

Hidden 1,000 feet beneath the surface of the Rocky Mountains lies the largest untapped oil reserve in the world. It is more than 2 TRILLION barrels. On August 8, 2005 President Bush mandated its extraction. In three and a half years of high oil prices none has been extracted. With this motherload of oil why are we still fighting over off-shore drilling?

They reported this stunning news: We have more oil inside our borders, than all the other proven reserves on earth. Here are the official estimates:

- 8-times as much oil as Saudi Arabia
- 18-times as much oil as Iraq
- 21-times as much oil as Kuwait
- 22-times as much oil as Iran
- 500-times as much oil as Yemen
- and it's all right here in the Western United States

HOW can this BE? HOW can we NOT BE extracting this? Because the environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help America become independent of foreign oil! Again, we are letting a small group of people dictate our lives and our economy....WHY?

James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we've got more oil in this very compact area than the entire Middle East -more than 2 TRILLION barrels untapped. That's more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world today, reports The Denver Post.

Don't think 'OPEC' will drop its price - even with this find? Think again! It's all about the competitive marketplace, - it has to. Think OPEC just might be funding the environmentalists?

Got your attention/ire up yet? Hope so! Now, while you're thinking about it .... and hopefully P.O'd, do this:

3. Pass this along. If you don't take a little time to do this, then you should stifle yourself the next time you want to complain about gas prices .. because by doing NOTHING, you've forfeited your right to complain.
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Now I just wonder what would happen in this country if every one of you sent this to every one in your address book.
By the way...this is all true. Check it out at the link below!!!
GOOGLE it or follow this link. It will blow your mind.

http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1911

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Friday, April 3, 2009

LOVE ME NOW

If you are ever going to love me,
love me now, while I can know
the sweet and tender feelings
from which true affection flow.
Love me now
while I am living.
Do not wait until I'm gone
and have it chiseled in marble,
sweet words on ice-cold stone.
If you have tender thoughts of me,
please tell me now.
If you wait unitl I am sleeping,
never to awaken,
there will be death between us,
and I won't hear you then.
So, if you love me, even a little bit,
let me know it while I am living
so I can treasure it.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

EVEN BIRDS LOVE RAY CHARLES- TURN IT UP

http://www.maniacworld.com/bird-loves-ray-charles.html

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

VIAGRA COMMERCIAL- MUST WATCH WITH MUSIC

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YOU JUST CAN"T FIX STUPID

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help...'

Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'

(Priceless!!)
You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!

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