I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
WWW.WELCOME2THEMOUNTAINS.COM
Land for sale
Land for Sale
Land for sale Maggie Valley
Land for sale Waynesville
Land for sale Haywood County
Land for sale Asheville
Land for sale Western North Carolina
