Life in the Mountains of Western Carolina: 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

AMAZING

I've never seen anything like this before! Check it out. I think you will be quite amazed.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-synchronized-cycling-girls.html

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Wanna Treat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivhwO_zWWg

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Subject: PARKING TICKET

PARKING TICKET
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

CRACK KILLS

JET SKI'S ARE NOT FOR EVERYONE

Sorta gives new meaning to the terms
Low Rider, High Tide & Full Moon...

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them..

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness..

Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife..

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

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Every day we have something to be thankful for

Today, we're thankful the photographer wasn't walking up from the ocean.

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Monday, August 3, 2009

MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room
and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the Computer,
and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch

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The REDNECK FIRE ALARM

NOW THATS FUNNY

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MAXINE

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Friday, July 31, 2009

WHY SOME WOMEN HATE FOOTBALL

MODERN DAY SINATRA

Subject: Sinatra

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE

Sinatra...........Funny
Turn on the sound...........
Click on below link and wait for video to open--not necessary to sign in:

http://americancomedynetwork.com/animation.html?bit_id=25239

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Monday, July 20, 2009

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Interesting Photo

Interesting! How does this work??

This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time.
For those of you in the 21st century (e.g. blackberry
owners), you'll need to look at this on a pc. You also
have to get out of your seat and walk away from
your computer. People may think you're crazy.
But it's well worth it.

When you look at this picture in a
closer look you see itsAlbert Einstein.
But if you stand 15 feet away,
It will becomeMarilyn Monroe .

Give a try

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

KIDS

Monday, July 6, 2009

Montana State Police Shooting

GREAT JOB BY MONTANA STATE POLICE!!!

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RIGHT PLACE-RIGHT TIME

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

AMERICA'S GOT TALENTED DOGS

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Monday, June 29, 2009

These boys can dance REMEMBER THEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOoNOs8Ql28

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Friday, June 26, 2009

MARCH MADNESS

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

JUST TO FUNNY

I DON'T USUALLY DO JOKES, BUT COULD'NT RESIST THESE

1.
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes . As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade..'
'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.

2.
Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church.

They see a big sign posted that says, "Convert to Catholicism and get $100"

One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign.

His friend turns to him and says,

"Murray, what's going on?"

"Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it."

Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"

Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it."

With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church. Twenty minutes later he walks out with his head bowed.

"So," asks Abe, "did you get your hundred dollars?"

Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people think of?"

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

A significant investment of Time

BEER BOTTLE DOMINOS

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WHY I DON'T EAT HAMBURGERS

THIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

What I've Learned As I Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jerks.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others...
they are more messed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy
a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and
there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less
important ones just never go away.

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Corrida de Toros

Even thought the subject line is in Spanish, you do not need to speak Spanish as it is only "viewing". Unbelievable!

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Saturday, June 13, 2009

DON'T MISS THIS

Trio Ginoble-Boschetto-Barone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqUkUjeF4-c

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

WOMEN TALK

"Bill thought he was the President, too."

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TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

What the hell were the lyrics to Joe Cocker's version of
'A Little Help From My Friends'?

He was so out of it on a multitude of drugs, no one has
been able to understand his garbled, version....until
now!

Click link below for the lyrics .. FINALLY,
IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR!

http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

LEMON-ORANGE-EGG

THIS GUY NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME- CHECK IT OUT

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

BRITAINS GOT TALENT- Shaheen Jafargholi

BRITAINS GOT TALENT- HE DID NOT WIN- BUT I JUST LOVE THIS KID!!!!

http://talent.itv.com/videos/playlist/id_35.htm

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

The Ross Sisters(1944) (Video)

AMAZING FEATS AND I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT.

http://thefunnypage.com/potato-sisters/

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

HELPFULL TIP

Something went down the drain? Shut the faucet off immediately! Here's how to get it out, without calling a plumber.

http://www.familyhack.com/2007/08/29/drain-tip/

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Friday, May 15, 2009

AMAZING KID ON JAY LENO

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x98ehx_baby-girl-on-jay-leno-show_fun

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

O.K. YOU MATH WIIZARDS- HOW IS THIS DONE?

The Hershey Man will know - YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
chocolate Calculator.

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Monday, May 11, 2009

BEST QUARTER TRICK EVER

THIS IS JUST AMAZING- HOW DID HE DO THAT?

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

UNTAMED AND UNCUT

ORCA WHALES HUNT A SEAL ON AN ICE FLOW. RARE TO SEE
This is one of the most amazing videos you will see - take the time to watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3xmqbNsRSk

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UNBELIEVABLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wso13n4kHZ4

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

SWINE FLU

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

HOW TO GET A YOB

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

CRANK UP THE SOUND

MORE GREAT STUFF FROM BRITAINS GOT TALENT- ENJOY

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5mkke_britains-got-talent-final-signature_shortfilms

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Monday, April 20, 2009

TRAFFIC ENGINEERING

Sunday, April 19, 2009

BIKER DOG

ELVIS SINGS WITH CELINE DION

http://thehumorzone.co.uk/Videos/elvis_celine.wmv

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

TERRY FATOR IS BACK

http://www.youtube.com/v/qNJ02rxaNrs

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Friday, April 17, 2009

THATS WHAT FRIEND ARE FOR

I WANT YOU TO NEED ME

BRITAINS GOT TALENT

MOST OF YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS- BUT IT WAS SO GOOD I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH POSTING. TURN UP THE SOUND AND ENJOY!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

WHEN TIMES ARE BAD- BUY A HYUNDAI

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY FOUL LANGUAGE- THERE IS ONE WORD AT THE VERY END (COVER YOUR EARS)

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

SNAKE

Friday, April 10, 2009

EXPECTATIONS OF SKANKS

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MINOR FOUL LANGUAGE- DO NOT WATCH- OTHER WISE ENJOYhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_reality_shows

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PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A REAL TREAT

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A REAL TREAT-----------

This clip is incredible, almost irrespective of your taste in music. The street talent is wonderful but the mixer talent is beyond belief. It's amazing the richness there is in this world. CRANK UP THE SOUND AND ENJOY!!!!

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

CURE FOR A BAD DAY

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Birthday Clock

Birthday Clock

It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. How cool is that?

This is cool. After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born. This is neat. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking....

Enjoy

http://www.paulsadowski..com/BirthData.asp

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Monday, April 6, 2009

PRESSURE TO PERFORM

Sunday, April 5, 2009

HOW DOES SHE DO THIS?

http://www.regiftable.com/RegiftingRobinPopUp.html

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

TURN UP THE VOLUME

WHO NEEDS FOREIGN OIL

The U. S. Geological Service issued a report in April ('08) that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big. It was a revised report (hadn't been updated since '95) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of North Dakota ; western South Dakota ; and extreme eastern Montana ..... check THIS out:

The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska 's Prudhoe Bay , and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels.. Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable... at $107 a barrel, we're looking at a resource base worth more than $5.3 trillion.

'When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea.' says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature's financial analyst.

'This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years.' reports, The Pittsburgh Post Gazette. It's a formation known as the Williston Basin , but is more commonly referred to as the 'Bakken.' And it stretches from Northern Montana, through North Dakota and into Canada . For years, U. S. oil exploration has been considered a dead end. Even the 'Big Oil' companies gave up searching for major oil wells decades ago. However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakken's massive reserves.... and we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels. And because this is light, sweet oil, those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 PER BARREL!

That's enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 41 years straight.

2. And if THAT didn't throw you on the floor, then this next one should - because it's from TWO YEARS AGO!

U. S. Oil Discovery- Largest Reserve in the World!
Stansberry Report Online - 4/20/2006

Hidden 1,000 feet beneath the surface of the Rocky Mountains lies the largest untapped oil reserve in the world. It is more than 2 TRILLION barrels. On August 8, 2005 President Bush mandated its extraction. In three and a half years of high oil prices none has been extracted. With this motherload of oil why are we still fighting over off-shore drilling?

They reported this stunning news: We have more oil inside our borders, than all the other proven reserves on earth. Here are the official estimates:

- 8-times as much oil as Saudi Arabia
- 18-times as much oil as Iraq
- 21-times as much oil as Kuwait
- 22-times as much oil as Iran
- 500-times as much oil as Yemen
- and it's all right here in the Western United States

HOW can this BE? HOW can we NOT BE extracting this? Because the environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help America become independent of foreign oil! Again, we are letting a small group of people dictate our lives and our economy....WHY?

James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we've got more oil in this very compact area than the entire Middle East -more than 2 TRILLION barrels untapped. That's more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world today, reports The Denver Post.

Don't think 'OPEC' will drop its price - even with this find? Think again! It's all about the competitive marketplace, - it has to. Think OPEC just might be funding the environmentalists?

Got your attention/ire up yet? Hope so! Now, while you're thinking about it .... and hopefully P.O'd, do this:

3. Pass this along. If you don't take a little time to do this, then you should stifle yourself the next time you want to complain about gas prices .. because by doing NOTHING, you've forfeited your right to complain.
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Now I just wonder what would happen in this country if every one of you sent this to every one in your address book.
By the way...this is all true. Check it out at the link below!!!
GOOGLE it or follow this link. It will blow your mind.

http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1911

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Friday, April 3, 2009

LOVE ME NOW

If you are ever going to love me,
love me now, while I can know
the sweet and tender feelings
from which true affection flow.
Love me now
while I am living.
Do not wait until I'm gone
and have it chiseled in marble,
sweet words on ice-cold stone.
If you have tender thoughts of me,
please tell me now.
If you wait unitl I am sleeping,
never to awaken,
there will be death between us,
and I won't hear you then.
So, if you love me, even a little bit,
let me know it while I am living
so I can treasure it.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

EVEN BIRDS LOVE RAY CHARLES- TURN IT UP

http://www.maniacworld.com/bird-loves-ray-charles.html

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

VIAGRA COMMERCIAL- MUST WATCH WITH MUSIC

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YOU JUST CAN"T FIX STUPID

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help...'

Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'

(Priceless!!)
You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!

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Friday, March 27, 2009

FYI

At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09.

This will never happen again.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

You Will Never Peel Potatoes Any Other Way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4W0qIPJmoo

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RUSSIAN TUNNEL OF DEATH

READ BEFORE WATCHING No wonder Russians drink so much! The drive to work is Scarey!!!!!!!!! READ THIS BEFORE WATCHING THE WMV VIDEO The 3,150 m long Lefortovo tunnel in Russia is the longest in-city tunnel in the world. It is nicknamed 'The Tunnel of Death'. See for yourself why. There is a river running over the tunnel, and water leaks through in some areas. When the temperature reaches nearly 0°C (like it does during the Winter in Russia), the road freezes and becomes as slippery as hell. The result is the attached video which was taken during a single day with the tunnel surveillance camera. Congratulations to the dual-carriage bus driver - imagine the passengers in the back! What a ride! The next time you complain about traffic, remember this video...Russian Engineering!

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

BUD LIGHT DOES IT AGAIN

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WHY EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A DOG

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

PING PONG ANYONE?

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Monday, March 23, 2009

THE LOVE TOILET

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

PLAY DEAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqlzuQfTwUk

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

JAY LENO AT HIS BEST

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Monday, March 16, 2009

AND PEOPLE SAY ANIMALS ARE DUMB

She is pregnant. He had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, then he continued to fight the fire.?

When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest...

A photographer from the Charlotte, North Carolina news paper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman.

He saw her walking straight toward the firefighter and wondered what she was going to do.?

As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had just saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph.

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TRUTHFUL AND HONEST

The law says you must give FULL DISCLOSURE of any problems with a house when you sell it.

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ITAILIAN CLOCK

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

STORM IN THE NORTH SEAS- UNBELIEVABLE FOOTAGE

http://www.noob.us/entertainment/awesome-card-trick-sam-the-bellhop/

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Subject: Sam the Bellhop

THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING CARD TRICKS I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

http://www.noob.us/entertainment/awesome-card-trick-sam-the-bellhop/

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

3 REASONS TO QUIT DRINKING

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

HOW EMBARRASSING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrBaV5MvX_4

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

POLE DANCING

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PICTURE OF THE YEAR

'Dear Lord:

Thank you for bringing me to Timmy's house

Monday, March 9, 2009

WHY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT OWN HORSES

CALIFORNIA DREAMING

Ck this out, it is the best info I have seen in along time.....................

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=7002210

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Friday, March 6, 2009

Fred Astaire and Eleanor Powell

If you ever feel the need for a pick-me-up, watch this.

The dancers are Fred Astaire and Eleanor Powell

The year: 1940 (67 years ago)

The narrator is Frank Sinatra.

It was filmed in ONE unedited camera shot!

It is considered by many as one of the best dance scenes ever filmed.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

TAKE BACK AMERICA

A LITTLE LONG, BUT GREAT-

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Monday, February 23, 2009

TO MY BANK

Dear Sirs,

In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. If one of my cheques is returned marked NSF or "insufficient funds," how do I know whether that refers to me or to you?

Just asking.

Yours truly,

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Old, but still funny..................

Saturday, February 21, 2009

IRENE SENDLER VS AL GORE

This is so worth the time to watch...............

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

A REAL BUTT CHEWING

Hey we should have Rep Donald Manzullo to assist Obama!!..........this is surely what we need!!...............WATCH THIS!!!!!
This is a real "butt chewing out" that you'll probably never see on the national or even local news. It's so true, and the bureaucrat is so typical in evading the answers like it depends on what the meaning of "is" is! We need a whole Congress of politicians like this gent from Illinois ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP73cK3GXdo

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

OUTSOURCING IN THE FUTURE

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

LOUIS ARMSTRONG VIDEO

THIS IS WONDERFUL!!

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Monday, February 16, 2009

SONY'S NEW INVENTION

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY FOUL LANGUAGE, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. OTHER WISE I HOPE YOU LAUGH YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Best Pepsi Commercial Ever.

TURN UP THE VOLUME!

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

TACO BELL

Friday, February 13, 2009

I HOPE I CAN DANCE LIKE THIS WHEN I'M 89 YEARS OLD

PRESIDENT BUSH SAYS GOODBYE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KogebxJkHig&eurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=67450848&feature=player_embedded

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

UNBELIEVABLE

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

HOPE THIS BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its

dedicated staff, he offered a question:

'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection.

Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.

Where is the natural order of things in my son?'

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. 'I believe that when a20child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'

Then he told the following story:

Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confiden ce to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'

Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.
Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?

Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the

plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.

The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over..

The pitcher picked up the sof t grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.

Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.

Everyone from the st ands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first!

Run to first!'

Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.

He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!'

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.

B y the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball . the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team.

He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.

Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay'

Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third!

Shay, run to third!'

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team

'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.

Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:

We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate.

The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference.

We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.'

So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:

Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?

A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them..

You now have two choices:

1. Delete

2. Forward

May your day, be a Shay Day.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

WOMEN DRIVERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtBxhFc24A

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Monday, February 9, 2009

DOLPHINS- LOTS OF THEM

Sunday, February 8, 2009

CHANGE IS GOOD?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

How do you spell "HYPOCRISY" ?

I usually do not get political, but this one just needs to come out of the closet!!!

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's home district

includes San Francisco.

Star-Kist Tuna's headquarters are in San Francisco,

Pelosi' s home district.

Star-Kist is owned by Del Monte Foods

and is a major contributor to Pelosi.

Star-Kist is the major employer in American Samoa

employing 75% of the Samoan work force.

Paul Pelosi, Nancy's husband, owns

$17 million dollars of Star-Kist stock.

In January, 2007 when the minimum wage was increased from $5.15 to $7.25, Pelosi had American Samoa exempted from the increase so Del Monte would not have to pay the e higher wage. This would make Del Monte products less expensive than their competition's.

Last week when the huge bailout bill was passed, Pelosi added an earmark to the final bill adding $33 million dollars for an 'economic development credit in American Samoa '.

Pelosi has called the Bush Administration "CORRUPT" ? ?

How do you spell "HYPOCRISY" ?

Her new idea on tax shortages. She wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below...............

Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren't going to believe this.

Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds! Alas , it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!

This woman is frightening.

She quotes...' We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn't Marx say something like this?), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.' ( I am not rich, are you?)

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:

'We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as 'Americans'.' (Read that quote again and again and let it sink in. 'Lower your retirement, give it to others who have not worked as you have for it'.

Send it on to your friends. I just did!! This lady is out of her mind

and she is the speaker of the house!

Why do we not get media coverage of stories like this?

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A Unique Floating Condo Development
Condo.com announced the addition of River Cities Condos to their vast online real estate inventory. River Cities Condos’ initial offering, the Marquette, is a 600 foot long, 108 foot wide vessel consisting of four river barges connected to form a platform, which will house 185-200 condo units. The Marquette will travel a total of 6,600 miles along the Mississippi, connecting rivers and inter-coastal waterways, annually, while providing residents the journey of a lifetime.

“In our quest to present every condo available in the world, from time to time we attract some extremely unique and innovative properties and property concepts. The Marquette is just such a development,” said Richard Swerdlow, CEO of Condo.com. “We are pleased to showcase and to offer our customers the only inland waterway condo vessel in the United States and on the Mississippi river,” Swerdlow added.

“The Marquette was designed to offer a unique luxury lifestyle experience. We are confident it will appeal to a vast array prospective condo purchasers looking to enjoy all that this part of the country has to offer,” said David Nelson CEO of River Cities Condos, “Condo.com allows us to bring this amazing concept to their millions of unique visitors monthly,” Nelson added.

For more information visit http://www.condo.com.

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Friday, February 6, 2009

AMAZING FOOTAGE OF KITTY HAWK

Thursday, February 5, 2009

READ THIS DESCRIPTION BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO

Turn your sound on for this. This is really cool. Read this first, then watch the video.

This is almost unbelievable. See how all of the balls wind up in catcher cones.

This incredible machine was built as a collaborative effort between the Robert M. Trammell Music Conservatory and the Sharon Wick School of Engineering at the University of Iowa. Amazingly, 97% of the machines
Components came from John Deere Industries and Irrigation Equipment of Bancroft, Iowa, yes farm equipment!

It took the team a combined 13,029 hours of set-up, alignment, calibration, and tuning before filming this video but as you can see it was WELL worth the effort. It is now on display in the Matthew Gerhard Alumni Hall at the University and is already slated to be donated to the Smithsonian.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I CAN DO THAT

MOUNT KILIMANJARO

IN ONE OF MY EARLIER BLOGS, I REPORTED THAT MY BEST FRIEND OF 30 YEARS DECIDED TO GO THROUGH HIS MID LIFE CRISIS BY CLIMBING TO THE SUMMIT OF MOUNT KILIMANJARO. ALTHOUGH I HAD MY RESERVATIONS (NOT THAT I THOUGHT HE WOULD NOT MAKE IT) BECAUSE OF THE ALTITUDE AND 3 CLIMATE CHANGES YOU GO THROUGH, HE MADE IT. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF EDDIE AT THE SUMMIT. HOPE YOU ENJOY-

Monday, February 2, 2009

Mass Migration of Stingrays

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

THESE GUYS ARE AMAZING

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A SPORTS FAN TO WATCH THIS. I HAVE SEEN ATHELETS DO SOME UNBELIEVABLE THINGS BEFORE. JUST WATCH THIS--------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHH-6ZQktRQ

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Friday, January 30, 2009

BANNED BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL

Thursday, January 29, 2009,

This is pretty much the greatest Super Bowl ad of all time from Budweiser.

It will never air on TV and you had to go through hoops to even watch it on their website but here it is....

http://kissnation.961kiss.com/freakshow/blog/2009/01/29/banned_bud_light_commercial

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E BOOT CAMP

I CANNOT BELIEVE I LET THIS ONE SLIP BY ME. MY COUSIN, COREY WHOM I AM SO PROUD OF AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 30 HAS WRITTEN A BOOK WHICH HAS BEEN PUBLISHED BY JOHN WILEY PUBLISHING. THE BOOK IS ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START AND CAN BE FOUND AT MOST BOOKSTORES. IF NOT FOLLOW THE LINK HE WROTE IN THE FOLLOWING EMAILS. ANYONE WHO HAS A WEB SITE, NEEDS TO READ THIS BOOK.........

Well, today's the day. In a few moments, you will receive the "Buy the Book" email that provides details on how to purchase the eBoot Camp book and get the amazing gifts donated from an all-star list of successful authors and speakers.

I put my heart and soul into this book. It's been seven years in the making and I filled it with every juicy secret, strategy, or technique I had inside me that can help people create a powerful presence on the web for themselves or their business. And I made absolute sure my cousin Cary could understand every word. Why? Becuase Cousin Cary is not an Internet marketer - he's a real estate agent in Waynesville, North Carolina. The Internet is where he checks email, sports scores and stock quotes. But he also needs the Internet to help his business succeed. I wrote this book for him...and every other person who doesn't have thousands of dollars to pay a professional but is willing to roll up their sleeves and learn what it takes to use the Internet to grow their business.

If you believe the book will help you, I hope you'll buy the book. If you believe the book can help a few of your friends or colleagues, I hope you'll buy two or three or five :). And if you trust in me that the book will help every pair of hands that it touches, you will do me the honor of forwarding the email I send you to your friends, family and colleagues. In all seriousness, with the state of our economy, people need to use the Internet to market and grow their business. It can be the difference between staying open and closing up shop for good. My promise to you and those you recommend the book to is simple: to demystify the complex world of Internet marketing and provide the skills needed to roll up your sleeves and win the war for online attention.

In a few minutes, you will receive the email you can send to your friends, family, and colleagues. All you will need to do is hit forward and send it off. If you'd like to personlize the email, you can add a line or two at the top. Or you can send as is - it's up to you. The only thing I request is that you do send it out today because the gifts I'm offering are time sensitive. Lastly, Amazon still says the books is available for "pre-order" but Amazon did receive their shipment today and so all books will ship out tomorrow or Friday.

I can't thank you enough - but I think you know how much I sincerelly appreciate your efforts.

Sincerely,

Corey

Why? Because a book has finally been written about Internet marketing that's not for Internet marketers...it's for you and me.

It arms you with the skills to...
Improve your Web site's Google ranking on critical keyword searches in your industry.
Determine exactly how your Web site is described on Google and the other search engines.
Easily create multiple online resources that will help you build a powerful brand, dominate the search engines and flood traffic to your Web site.

It's a book endorsed by some of the greatest authors of our time: Michael Gerber (e-Myth Revisited), T. Harv Eker (Secrets of the Millionaire Mind) and Sharon Lechter (co-author of Rich Dad Poor Dad) among others. The book is called eBoot Camp: Proven Internet Marketing Techniques to Grow Your Business by Corey Perlman and it takes you step-by-step through everything you need to know to help you find new customers and increase revenue via the Web. Written in layman's terms, the eBoot Camp offers strategies that take only a few hours a week to implement and little to no money out of pocket..

The mission behind eBoot Camp is simple: to simplify the complex world of Internet marketing and give you the skills needed to roll up your sleeves and win the war for online attention.

Here's a sample of some of the topics covered in the book:
By tweaking your HOMEPAGE CONTENT, you can see a dramatic increase in your search-engine ranking.
Knowing the right KEYWORDS to have in your Web site can be the difference between people finding you or your competition.
Use SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES like Facebook.com, Linkedin.com or Twitter.com to find new business.
Use ELECTRONIC PRESS RELEASES to generate buzz about your products and services and make a huge splash on the search engines.
BLOGS are your personal online forum to inform people about your products or services and brand yourself as an expert in the field.
See why sites like Youtube.com are using VIDEO to take the Internet marketing world by storm and how posting videos is easier than you think.

A Special Offer: when you buy the book today, you will be given access to over $2,500 in amazing gifts from authors like Michael Gerber,T. Harv Eker, and Mark Joyner! But you have to buy today!

Here are the three steps to buy the book and collect your gifts:
Step one: Buy the book from Amazon.com Today Only! (NOTE: Don't worry if you can only pre-order, Amazon is receiving their shipment today!)
Step two: Go to www.eBootCampBook.com and enter your order number.
Step three: Enjoy access to all of the gifts!

Enjoy eBoot Camp!
Sincerely,

Corey Perlman and the eBoot Campers!
Ps. When you receive your book, go to the very last page. Corey provides an access code to a site where he offers his private vault of Internet marketing resources. These valuable resources include his favorite keyword suggestion tools, article submission sites, blogging sites, auto-responder sites, and so much more. There are over 100 of these types of resources that he personally uses to create his own online presence. Corey has never given these out before and won't promise that they will be up forever. So find the code on the last page of eBoot Camp and get your $200 worth of free online resources!

PPs. If you want to see a list of all the complimentary gifts you get when you buy eBoot Camp today or advanced praise for eBoot Camp, go to www.ebootcampbook.com and scroll down.
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